alexanderhamiltonisthebottom:

share a coke with a  c o m r a d e 

hydrogenbombs:

refreshing and gaining TWO followers

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swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

shutupimscrolling:

welcome to tumblr

iincruentus:

iincruentus:

iincruentus:

i have to come clean guys. brendon urie is my uncle

imagejust kidding this is my uncle but he thinks he is brendon urie

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kiercns:

hypeoverload:

kiercns:

ur not punk if ur not nice

wrong

UR NOT PUNK IF UR NOT NICE 

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

chevalierdog:

today some guy with a mine craft shirt came up and ordered some bologna and the price came up as 4.04 and he said “4.04… bologna not found” under his breath

spendon:

a short list of things i dont understand

  • vices and virtues haters
  • people who hate vices and virtues
  • like i get it if it isn’t your fav panic album but have you tried listening to it??????
  • moths
  • vices and virtues haters
  • how the fuck do u hate vices and virtues i would like 2 know

bigenderkanekiken:

*14 yos following me* *becomes nervous* i gotta step it up… i gotta be a Role Model

Anonymous asked: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

titan